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the-girl-silhouette: vegandthelike: Please read this**** If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature. Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations
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tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

(via frusciantony)

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I got a splinter today because I tried to click my heels together while holding on to a tree..

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my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:

dylanquents:

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them

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(via the-real-cumberbatch)

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the-real-cumberbatch: okay this is bullshit look how long his finger is think of the possibilities 
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"Normal" people: Do you have a boyfriend?
me: Sentiment is a chemical defect found on the losing side
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fancyladyindeed:

fandomblogger:

doctordonna10:

danglingthpider:

castielsunderpants:

phoenixgryffin:

drjohnhwatson:

thequeenofvillainy:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

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all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again BECAUSE HIS BLOOD WAS GUSHING OUT OF HIS CRACKED SKULL

SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE THE SHERLOCK FANDOM STARTS ANGSTING. 

Too late

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LOOK JAWN I’M HUMPTY DUMPTY 

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GOD DAMMIT

(Source: darkladysatan, via the-real-cumberbatch)

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I am presently bawling my eyes out due to a show…

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